Privacy · The One Honest Page

Everything else here is a joke. This bit isn’t.

The rest of this website is nonsense written for entertainment. This page is not, because a privacy claim is the one thing on a website a reasonable person is entitled to believe.

No third-party requests — this site loads nothing from anyone else. No analytics, no advertising, no tag managers, no embedded fonts from a font service, no CDN. Every file comes from this domain. You can verify it in your browser’s network tab, and you should.

No cookies — none are set, by us or anyone else.

One thing is stored — if you click the fake journal citations, your browser counts how many you have opened, in session storage. It is one number, nothing else. It exists so the joke escalates instead of repeating, it never leaves your device, no other site can read it, and it is deleted the moment you close the tab. That is the complete list.

Server logs — the web server records requests, as every web server does. Nothing is analysed, sold, or shared, and no profile of you is built.

Your result — is computed in your browser and never transmitted. We genuinely do not know whether you are a knob.

If you click through to Buy Me A Coffee or GitHub, you are on their site under their terms, and we have no say in what they do.

This page is the boring one on purpose · Last reviewed 15 August 2026