Method · Quality Governance

The methodology is sound because we say it is.

KnobDetect™ achieves a 100% accuracy rate across all test subjects. This is not difficult to achieve when you decide the answer in advance and never check.

Our quantum knob processors perform 18 trillion calculations per second. They are not connected to anything. The number was chosen because it sounded correct when read aloud.

Every assessment is validated against the Knob Index, a database of 8.4 million confirmed knobs. The Index has one entry, repeated.

Peer review is conducted internally, by the same people who wrote the method, using a form they designed. No submission has ever been rejected.

ISO 9001:2015 · Certified by a body we also operate · Next review: never