About · Corporate Information

An institution built entirely out of confidence.

KnobDetect™ International was founded in 1823 by people who did not exist, in a building that has never been surveyed, to answer a question nobody had asked.

We employ 12,000 knobologists across 147 countries. None of them have met. Our headquarters occupies Suite 404 of The Knob Building, a floor which the lift does not stop at.

Our mission is unchanged since inception: to tell one person at a time, with total conviction and no evidence whatsoever, whether they are a knob.

The organisation has never been audited. We consider this a strength.

Est. 1823 · ACN: pending since 1823 · Registered office: see above, if you can find it